Трудности перевода

Слово «оказия» онлайн-переводчики переводят, как opportunity. Для простого общения они абсолютно не годятся. Но дело даже не в этом.
Итак, преамбула. Сами знаете кто прорекламировал сервис чатрулетка, я пошел посмотреть, что же он из себя представляет. Все как Тёма и говорил, дрочеры, люди в поисках дрочеров и скучающие. Я сидел и смотрел, как они сменяют друг друга, предоставив им возможность самим нажимать «next», махая им рукой на прощанье. Один чувак спросил меня настоящий ли я, завязался разговор.
О нем я узнал, что он из Тайваня, из Тайбея (Тайпей), ему тоже 25 лет, работает в школе, у него есть две сестры и родители с которыми он живет. Что характерно, у него на фоне ничего нет, просто однотонная стена. Уровень английского и у него и у меня очень низкий, однако мы старались и в общем-то понимали друг-друга вполне сносно.
Я показал ему вид из своего окна (жена увезла фотик, потом сфоткаю и добавлю), он сказал, что это как в кино. Я так понимаю он имел ввиду старый фильм с поливальными машинами.
Мы задавали друг другу всякие вопросы о том, кто как живет и т.п. Обменялись адресам в скайп. Он даже позвал меня в гости, а я показал ему фотку своей жены с ребенком. Я даже хотел снять для него видеоподкаст о том месте, где я живу. Всего было два сеанса общения. Во второй раз, т.к. у нас до сих пор не выключили отопление (потрогал батарею, ура! холодная!) и дома 28*С я был без футболки, ну а что такого?
А вот что. Для тех кто не понимает по английски, коротко: этому товарищу видите-ли понравилось мое тело… ахтунг, одним словом. Морду бить не стал, но рубашку одеть поспешил (там в середине разговора я включил камеру, раз уж ему так хотелось увидеть мое лицо).

[06.05.2010 23:17:25] zxcv7246: can we show webcam take off all clothes to show body
[06.05.2010 23:18:10] Марат: ??
[06.05.2010 23:19:35] zxcv7246: we can show body each other without clothes on cam
[06.05.2010 23:19:54] Марат: You were not mistaken?
[06.05.2010 23:20:44] zxcv7246: no
[06.05.2010 23:21:12] Марат: I not the fan of man’s bodies
[06.05.2010 23:21:59] zxcv7246: before i see yuo take off clothes,i feel u sexy
[06.05.2010 23:22:12] zxcv7246: cac i see again?
[06.05.2010 23:23:10] Марат: To me it was simple hot, at my home 28*C
[06.05.2010 23:23:47] Марат: You like man’s bodies?
[06.05.2010 23:23:48] zxcv7246: i know
[06.05.2010 23:24:07] zxcv7246: love see sexy body
[06.05.2010 23:24:18] Марат: hm
[06.05.2010 23:24:22] zxcv7246: could u……?
[06.05.2010 23:24:25] zxcv7246: please
[06.05.2010 23:24:40] zxcv7246: only once..
[06.05.2010 23:25:34] Марат: It is very strange, I do not consider myself sexy, especially for man
[06.05.2010 23:26:17] zxcv7246: This is my unreasonable demands
[06.05.2010 23:26:50] zxcv7246: But I implore you…
[06.05.2010 23:27:32] zxcv7246: Let me see you
[06.05.2010 23:27:48] Марат: I not the one who is necessary to you
[06.05.2010 23:28:24] zxcv7246: This is my greatest hope
[06.05.2010 23:29:07] Марат: I am not engaged in it
[06.05.2010 23:29:21] zxcv7246: I know that may be hard for you
[06.05.2010 23:30:20] Марат: It is not hard, it simply nonsense
[06.05.2010 23:30:36] zxcv7246: please
[06.05.2010 23:31:00] Марат: no
[06.05.2010 23:31:48] zxcv7246: If you just take off his coat,and I whole body strip. could u see me?
[06.05.2010 23:32:02] Марат: no
[06.05.2010 23:32:53] zxcv7246: Then I can see you do as before?
[06.05.2010 23:33:37] Марат: You behave as an pervert from chatroulette.com
[06.05.2010 23:34:02] zxcv7246: You are willing to let me look at you once>
[06.05.2010 23:35:17] zxcv7246: sorry
[06.05.2010 23:35:34] zxcv7246: i will go
[06.05.2010 23:35:41] Марат: ok
[06.05.2010 23:36:25] zxcv7246: Thank you to chat with me before,I am really very happy
[06.05.2010 23:37:08] zxcv7246: You know, I was really happy
[06.05.2010 23:38:07] zxcv7246: Even the last see u,I can not see you, I feel very lost
[06.05.2010 23:38:48] Марат: Give become to normal person
[06.05.2010 23:38:59] zxcv7246: i want to see ur face once
[06.05.2010 23:39:15] zxcv7246: could you give me?
[06.05.2010 23:40:27] Марат: not me, you must become normal
[06.05.2010 23:40:49] zxcv7246: yes, i am
[06.05.2010 23:41:30] zxcv7246: i drink a lot of beer so i am crazy
[06.05.2010 23:41:36] zxcv7246: sorry
[06.05.2010 23:41:45] Марат: Distortions do not lead up to good
[06.05.2010 23:41:56] zxcv7246: could i see u last once?
[06.05.2010 23:42:06] zxcv7246: please…please
[06.05.2010 23:43:29] Марат: Well, but I will be engaged in the affairs
[06.05.2010 23:43:53] zxcv7246: OK
[06.05.2010 23:44:11] zxcv7246: thanks for you kind
[06.05.2010 23:44:42] zxcv7246: i am glade that u let me see u .
[06.05.2010 23:44:46] *** Абонент zxcv7246 не отвечает. ***
[06.05.2010 23:45:04] zxcv7246: ????
[06.05.2010 23:45:12] *** Звонок zxcv7246, продолжительность 41:26. ***
[06.05.2010 23:45:47] Марат: conspiration?
[06.05.2010 23:46:06] zxcv7246: no
[06.05.2010 23:46:57] zxcv7246: i justI want to look like you remember in my mind
[06.05.2010 23:47:26] zxcv7246: you don’t think me so ugly
[06.05.2010 23:48:19] zxcv7246: i want to see your smile
[06.05.2010 23:48:41] zxcv7246: you are so nevrous
[06.05.2010 23:49:03] zxcv7246: i know i make a big mistake
[06.05.2010 23:49:10] Марат: yes
[06.05.2010 23:49:30] zxcv7246: are you cooking?
[06.05.2010 23:49:54] Марат: yes
[06.05.2010 23:50:14] zxcv7246: eat nightfood?
[06.05.2010 23:50:29] Марат: no
[06.05.2010 23:50:45] Марат: To take for work
[06.05.2010 23:52:33] zxcv7246: I want to hear your voice,Say something to me,Then I will disappear.If you still want to be friends with me,I will be very happy
[06.05.2010 23:53:52] Марат: That you wanted that I have told? Now I am afraid close to be on friendly terms with you
[06.05.2010 23:56:56] zxcv7246: u afraid close to me? you think me so ugly~! i just want to have a good memory
[06.05.2010 23:57:47] zxcv7246: i just want to stay your look and sound
[06.05.2010 23:58:06] zxcv7246: in my memoory
[06.05.2010 23:59:16] zxcv7246: OKOK!sorry . i go i go~if u afraid of me
[06.05.2010 23:59:30] Марат: In our culture there is a good statement «protect honour since a youth». Why you so are afraid for the memory?
[06.05.2010 23:59:30] zxcv7246: sorry again
[0:00:44] zxcv7246: OKOK!sorry . i go i go~if u afraid of me
[0:00:53] zxcv7246: !sorry
[0:00:59] Марат: Let it will be the test which I have taken place. But in each lie there is only a lie share (i.e. there is also a truth)
[0:02:30] zxcv7246: i don’t know what could i can say~
[0:03:18] zxcv7246: but I tell you is sincere
[0:03:59] zxcv7246: i feel you so angry
[0:04:26] zxcv7246: I did not mean to make you angry
[0:04:51] Марат: but…
[0:06:21] zxcv7246: i want to «hear» you say BYEBYE to me
[0:06:23] zxcv7246: OK?
[0:06:42] Марат: ok?
[0:06:47] zxcv7246: sorry
[0:06:58] Марат: hear?
[0:07:09] zxcv7246: ok
[0:07:13] zxcv7246: i hear
[0:07:50] zxcv7246: i also feel u still angry
[0:08:13] zxcv7246: right?
[0:09:07] Марат: And as though you wanted?
[0:09:52] zxcv7246: see u , if u want to make friend with me.when u are not afraid of me!
[0:10:09] Марат: ок
[0:10:27] zxcv7246: no~i don’t want what to do for me
[0:11:00] zxcv7246: i want to see that you don’t show to me
[0:11:27] zxcv7246: thanks for your kind
[0:12:24] zxcv7246: I wish you all thinhs good luck in the future
[0:12:49] Марат: thanks
[0:13:28] zxcv7246: kiss me and bye~you can cut cam!
[0:13:33] zxcv7246: byebye
[0:13:47] zxcv7246: my love
[0:14:07] Марат: heh
[0:15:03] Марат: You continue to joke
[0:15:17] zxcv7246: joke?
[0:15:25] zxcv7246: i am not
[0:15:45] Марат: «my love», «kiss»
[0:16:12] zxcv7246: friendly kiss,oK?
[0:17:13] zxcv7246: and i fall in love for you, just in myself hand
[0:18:33] zxcv7246: can i have your friendly kiss?
[0:19:53] zxcv7246: ????
[0:20:32] Марат: At us in the country of the man do not kiss, there was certainly one in the sixties, but it is freak (Brezhnev)
[0:20:58] zxcv7246: okokokokokokokokokokokokokok
[0:21:00] zxcv7246: cut cam~cut cam~I go~
[0:21:21] Марат: jr
[0:21:24] Марат: щл
[0:21:27] Марат: ok